A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, the Sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen
The first Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, its 1258"
A Sardar called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!", he cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. "
A few minutes later, the officer radios in "Disregard."
He says. "He got in the back seat by mistake."
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. A Sardarji, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."
Help, the titanic is going to be drowned! Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god. Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian: How far is the land, from here?
Sardarji: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles? Then why are those fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask something again.
Italian: Just tell me which side is land two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards.
Sardarji to Sunita: I want to marry you.
Sunita: But I am one year elder to you.
Sardarji: No problem, then I will marry you next year.
Two Sardars went to a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pocket sandwiches started eating them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here" Complained the pub owner.
The two Sardars then swapped (Exchange) their sandwiches.
Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap backwards. Sardarji felt that this was a new fashion, and he also decided to wear his pagdi facing the wrong way.
While he was on his way to his office, another Sardar saw him and asked; "Sardarji aa rahe ho ke ja rahe ho" (Sardarji, are you coming or are you going?)
A Sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so.
"It’s doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its end but also about its beginning."
A Sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
A Sardar and an American were taking a stroll when the American suddenly said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent everyone out form the zoo and closed the main gate. Now the tiger is inside the zoo wandering freely.
Zoo people requested Sardar to be inside and trap the tiger in cage. Scared but to avoid insult he went into the zoo in his jeep carrying big gun.
While driving on one of the zoo's roads, he noticed that the tiger is chasing him. Feeling scared he drove the jeep fast but only to observe that the tiger is very near to the jeep. At that time the road separated into two paths ahead, one to the left and other to the right.
Then cleverly dhakaal put the left indicator on and turned the jeep to the road on right. The tiger runs into the left path. With a sigh of relief, he drove forward. After some time the roads meet and the same situation arises again.
Once more the road divides into two and this time our Sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left. This time the tiger goes into the road on right side. After some time the roads meet again to our Sardar's misfortune and the tiger starts to chase him again. This time the road never divides and our Sardar thought the tiger would catch him. Then a brilliant idea struck his mind. He slows down his jeep taking it to the left corner of the road. Then he held his hand outside and he gives signal which is given for vehicles which want to overtake. The tiger this time overtakes his jeep and runs forward.
NOW TELL ME WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY?
ANSWER BELOW. . . . . . . . . . . .
MORAL: "There are Sardar Communities in Tigers too".
A Sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" The doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But… What happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."
A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing.
The bystander, A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander: The winner will get a prize
Sardar: Then why are the others running?
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
TRAIN TO
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. "
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (It’s the barking sound)
"Press the red button. " "Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button. " "Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"
Sardarji is in
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."
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