Meaning of M.P

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?

CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER: M P!!!!

CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR?

OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED