Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Jasmeet: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge: "But why?"
Jasmeet: "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge: "How do you know?"
Jasmeet: "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet: "Banta! But he is your enemy!"
Santa: "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
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Banta: I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa: kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."
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