Santa and Banta

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?

Banta: I give up.

Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

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Jasmeet: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."

Judge: "But why?"

Jasmeet: "Because he is not faithful to me."

Judge: "How do you know?"

Jasmeet: "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."

Jasmeet: "Banta! But he is your enemy!"

Santa: "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

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Banta: I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.

Santa: kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."

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