How to make a Flirt Program in C++ ( Computer Humor )
#include
#include
#include
#include
#define Cute beautiful_lady
Main()
{
Goto college;
Scanf("100%" ,&ladies);
If(lady ==Cute)
Line++;
While( !reply )
{
Printf("I Love U");
Scanf("100%" ,&reply);
}
If(reply == "GAALI")
Main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
Else if(reply == "SANDAL ")
Exit(1);
Else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
Lover =Cute ;
Love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}
Goto restaurant;
Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = lover->money;
Return(college) ;
}
If(time==2.30)
Goto cinema;
Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
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