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Baby Goin Crazy

on February 08, 2008

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The Italian Job

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: " Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? " The husband laughs and says: " An Italian girl!!! " The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks: " So, honey, how was the trip? " " Very good, thank you. " " And, what happened to my present? " " Which present? " She asked. " The one I asked for - an Italian girl!! " " Oh, that " she said " Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!! " Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerous!

EASY VS. DIFFICULT

EASY DIFFICULT Easy is to judge the mistakes of others Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes Easy is to talk without thinking Difficult is to refrain the tongue Easy is to hurt someone who loves us. Difficult is to heal the wound... Easy is to forgive others Difficult is to ask for forgiveness Easy is to set rules. Difficult is to follow them.. Easy is to dream every night. Difficult is to fight for a dream... Easy is to show victory. Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity... Easy is to admire a full moon. Difficult to see the other side... Easy is to stumble with a stone. Difficult is to get up... Easy is to enjoy life every day. Difficult to give its real value... Easy is to promise something to someone. Difficult is to fulfill that promise... Easy is to say we love. Difficult is to show it every day... Easy is to critici

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